“This changed my life. It is impossible to speak about the profoundness in this book. Literally impossible to speak about it.”

— Lao Tzu, allegedly

“My book club has been discussing it in silence for three years now. We are so close.”

— Margaret, Book Club President

“I read it cover to cover in one sitting. Nothing could have prepared me for what was inside.”

— A Devoted Student

“The most important thing to come along since the Big Bang.”

— The Dalai Lama (could not be reached for confirmation)

“This book said nothing. I heard everything.”

— An Enlightened Customer

“Worth every penny. I especially liked the part where my expectations died.”

— A Former Seeker